Jessica: 'Confessions of a Go-Go Girl' -- another Saturday night, destroyed by a Lifetime movie.
Me: I hear it's the Citizen Kane of tv movie presentations.
Jessica [four hours later]: Now I'm watching another Lifetime movie starring Stephan Jenkins. Of Third Eye Blind. Big night here.
Me: I'm watching my boyfriend pee with the bathroom door open so that he doesn't have to put 'Benjamin Button' on pause. Which is worse?
Jessica: Um, you win. But only by a hair.