Monday, June 01, 2009
You Would Never Guess I've Been Through Two Rounds of Media Training, Would You?
I'm going to appear as a guest on Fox News' Red Eye tonight. Tomorrow. Tonight. Whatever. On Monday at 3 a.m. Eastern Standard Time. I promise to make lots of untoward faces again! (The above is from the last time I was on the show when I did an impression of myself driving a car while listening to Beyonce music.)
There is a good chance they will be airing footage from my recent skydiving endeavor. The straining expression on my face during the free fall is similar to the grimace people make while being anally penetrated against their will. Get your Tivo ready, Mom.
UPDATE: The skydiving footage isn't airing tonight. It will run in a few weeks. Sad face! :-(