Wednesday, May 06, 2009
Today in Emailing With Jessica
Jessica: Why does Kelly Ripa's navel look like a penis?
Me: THAT'S a penis? How many small children have you been fucking? Still, I see your point.
Jessica: Ha. A LOT OF SMALL CHILDREN. But seriously, it looks like it has a tiny little head on it.
Me: I think her belly button is just afraid of her abs (I know I am) and trying to make a break for it.
Jessica: I think her mother's obgyn should be shot.