Against my better judgment I'm going skydiving tomorrow afternoon. It's for my book, obviously. Why anybody would voluntarily engage in an activity that can make your breasts look like upside down cereal bowls is beyond me, so I'm amazed I convinced my friends Jessica Coen, Chris Rovzar and Bill Schulz to come along with me. In honor of our adventure I emailed the three of them this photo.
"Oh my god, WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE BOOBS?" Jessica wrote back.
"That's what's going to happen to your boobs tomorrow, Coen," Chris replied. "Sometimes, they stay that way."