The best part of the museum is the American Idol section where they let you karaoke before a wax Simon Cowell and when you're done, the house deejay hits a button and one of Cowell's pre-recorded withering comments comes over the loudspeaker to crush your dreams. It is absolutely fantastic and I forgot about it entirely until I woke up the next day and found a card in my purse reading
WE'VE RECORDED YOUR AMERICAN IDOL PERFORMANCE OF:
(the blank filled in with handwriting) 'Midnight Train to Georgia'
Present this card to the host to purchase a custom DVD, complete with titles, them [sic] music and STARRING YOU!
We were being filmed????? Hilarious. Sara informs me that TLC's "Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls" was also given its due. Go there, man.
The next day I have the following conversation with my friend on the right...
Me: Who is that guy in the red shirt with us in the Hulk picture? Is he part of the display? I must have had more wine than I realized.
Friend: That I don’t remember him is also a red flag.
I'll be with you in a minute, Evander.
I have a suspicion the Victoria Beckham also freelances in the '80s wing as Michael J. Fox.
Apropos of nothing, gang signs with Julia Roberts
Motorboating fake Tyra Banks.