On location at a nearby tarmac...
Jessica: I am on the oldest, most ghetto plane I've ever been on. It's like it's taking its final flight. Even Spirit is more cleaned up than this.
Me: Oh noooooo! That's bad. On my way to the airport once, my cabbie asked what airline I was flying and when I told him Spirit, he started laughing.
Jessica: That cabbie should burn in hell. Nobody laughs at you when you get on a plane. Nobody.