Monday, January 05, 2009

Openly Discriminating Against Friends Who Live Above 20th Street On Account Of My Own Laziness

Manish (who lives in Murray Hill): Want to check out my new apartment?

Me: Not unless it can suddenly materialize downtown.

This is why I have approximately four friends.


Anonymous said...

You have the Seinfeld syndrome (4 friends). One day you'll get older and move out to the Suburbs like the rest of us. Brought out to pasture so your kids can enjoy the crazy city life.

saramginer said...

Not the Noelle I know!