The scene: Chris and I have just been let into the Soho bar, which is so trendy it doesn't actually have a name
Me (looking around the room): "You know, I've been here before. But that was two bars ago. Back when it was called Table 50."
Chris: "Yeah, I once had a man rub butter on me when I was here. But that was back when it was a gay bar called Mr. Black."