Friday, January 16, 2009
Celebrity Sightings: Flight 1549 Edition
Lorena: My boyfriend Max just saw The Plane from outside. I'm jealous!
Me: Haha. The US Airways plane is the new "it" celebrity in NYC.
Lorena: I heard it gives quite the ride. Even better than Kate Hudson.
After only 24 hours in the spotlight, The Plane has already reveled in the much vaunted Hero Phase and played to the public's sympathies in the Martyr Phase. Now begins the Accusations of Sluttiness Phase braved by so many celebrities before it. Expect sightings of the plane stumbling shit-faced out of 1Oak this weekend, one wing flung around the shoulder of Ed Westwick. Brace yourself for next week's Us Weekly cover ("Flight 1549's Downward Spiral") and an accompanying article about an airbus that was simply brought along too soon.