Alex Balk responds to my reality show pitch:
Balk: The sad fact of the matter is that this is probably the only thing my “career” has actually qualified me for. But fuck you, Hancock, I AM SO SO SO PRETTY.
Me: Hee! I almost threw in a line about you being "the token Balk" but I didn't think anyone would get it. But seriously, who wouldn't watch that show? Besides everyone?
Balk: The audience would be the exact same people you find in The Magician on a Tuesday night. In fact, that's where they would host it.