Tuesday, September 02, 2008
I THOUGHT He Looked Familiar!
And God said to the New York Post, "Bring me the MySpace page of Bristol Palin's baby daddy!" And the New York Post responded:
On his MySpace page, Johnston boasts, "I'm a f - - -in' redneck" who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes.
"But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some s- - - and just f - - -in' chillin' I guess."
"Ya f - - - with me I'll kick [your] ass," he added.
Substitute "hockey" with "baseball" and "snowboarding" with "driving around parking lots in a pickup truck blasting music with the windows down" and that's pretty much every guy I went to high school with. Minus the facial hair.