Tuesday, September 02, 2008

I THOUGHT He Looked Familiar!

And God said to the New York Post, "Bring me the MySpace page of Bristol Palin's baby daddy!" And the New York Post responded:

On his MySpace page, Johnston boasts, "I'm a f - - -in' redneck" who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes.

"But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some s- - - and just f - - -in' chillin' I guess."

"Ya f - - - with me I'll kick [your] ass," he added.

Substitute "hockey" with "baseball" and "snowboarding" with "driving around parking lots in a pickup truck blasting music with the windows down" and that's pretty much every guy I went to high school with. Minus the facial hair.


Paige said...

Noelle, I am dying here. Too funny and too true.

Noelle Hancock said...

Though luckily Welch and Westbury made us take sex ed every year starting at age 12. haha.

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure if that crack about sex education. It sort of implies that Bristol Palin attended a school lacking sex ed. That isn't the case.


Noelle Hancock said...

No, I was actually referring to Sarah Palin supporting abstinence-only sex education.