Sunday, September 28, 2008

The End is Nigh

Sorry I haven't written in awhile. Jesus and Stuart and I have been busy hunkering down in the apartment, waiting for the End of America. As soon as the sun goes down, we expect the revolution to begin and the undead to start scaling my fire escape. I'm prepared to fight them off using the end of my Swiffer mop. I have also withdrawn my $150 in savings from Washington Mutual and taken my business to the Banco Popular around the corner. Hopefully they can keep their shit together over there.

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