Wednesday, August 20, 2008

You Should Try The "Nothing But Feelings Of Inadequacy" Conditioner

Dare I say more kids today could use this shampoo?

From The Onion:

After decades of coddling young children, Johnson & Johnson unveiled its new "Nothing But Tears" shampoo this week, an aggressive bath-time product the company says will help to prepare meek and fragile newborns for the real world.

A radical departure for the health goods manufacturer, the new shampoo features an all-alcohol-based formula, has never once been approved by leading dermatologists, and is as gentle on a baby's skin as "having to grow up and fend for your goddamn self."


MIke said...

Now that's a shampoo every New York parent can get behind!

BCA said...

whenever i see a young boy or girl crying in public near me, i seize the opportunity to tell them, "wait until you get older, it gets worse." then they usually cry louder (and I laugh).