Wednesday, August 20, 2008
You Should Try The "Nothing But Feelings Of Inadequacy" Conditioner
Dare I say more kids today could use this shampoo?
From The Onion:
After decades of coddling young children, Johnson & Johnson unveiled its new "Nothing But Tears" shampoo this week, an aggressive bath-time product the company says will help to prepare meek and fragile newborns for the real world.
A radical departure for the health goods manufacturer, the new shampoo features an all-alcohol-based formula, has never once been approved by leading dermatologists, and is as gentle on a baby's skin as "having to grow up and fend for your goddamn self."