Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Yet More From Chelsea Handler

From page 180 of Are You There, Vodka? It's Me Chelsea:

The second e-email I opened was from my friend Morgan who lives in San Diego. She emailed me a picture of her dog. Alone…I understand if people want to email pictures of their babies by themselves, but there is no way I’m going to join Kodak’s photo gallery to look at a picture of someone’s pet standing by itself in front of Niagara Falls. This is not the first time this has happened to me, and I was actually pleased because I had gathered the materials necessary to respond appropriately. I clicked reply and sent Morgan a picture of my cleaning lady. Standing next to the toilet, alone. I attached a message that read, “Not interested? Me neither.”

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