Saturday, August 09, 2008

Why Is Matthew McConaughey Smiling?

I’m sure there’s some explanation as to why the dude in the photo behind McConaughey appears to be sporting an enormous boner. Maybe he's wearing a hoodie and put a lot of stuff in the front pocket and that's weighing it down. That happens sometimes. Or maybe Matt McC has a whole entourage of torsoless, heavily endowed people that he pays to follow him everywhere he goes. Either way, I'm just happy that he's happy.

P.S. Personally, I wouldn't have gone with the off-the shoulder wetsuit but that surfboard is fabulous.


BCA said...

i must admit, those are two labels i hope to never see together again on your blog posts kiddo

Malo_db said...

Hey, you look hot. Whats you phone number baby? Saw you on Red Eye the other day

Anonymous said...

Hey Dude
Wait in line, I saw her first!