Thursday, August 21, 2008

Unfortunate Conversations With My Trapeze Instructor Whilst 30 Feet In The Air

Trapeze Instructor: "How old are you anyway?"

Me: "How old are you?"

T.I.: "25."

Me: "God, really? That makes me feel old. I'm 29. One year left in my twenties."

T.I.: "Well at least you still have that over your friends who are already 30."

Me: "No, I'm older than most of my friends so I'm turning 30 first."

T.I. "So you're kind of like their mother, then?"

Me: "Um...no." (considers jumping to death)

1 comment:

MIke said...

You had me so jazzed for taking that class, but I'm going to have to skip it now. I definitely would have to pitch myself off pier 40 if that conversation happened - I'm 5 years into my thirties. Blech!