Monday, June 09, 2008

Using World War II Similes To Explain The Shortcomings Of My Bathroom To My Super

My apartment super: "So what seems to be the problem?"

Me: "Well, whenever I run the water, it makes this weird noise."

Apartment Super: "What does it sound like?"

Me: "It's like a high-piercing siren. Basically whenever I bathe, it sounds like the Nazis are invading my shower."

2 comments:

J said...

Yes, the sound of invading Nazis is unmistakable. I think it's in the way their boots are made.

Rbastid said...

I think you should watch out, didn't then invade Poland through their shower heads?

I guess its better then stating "It sounds like the noise your wife made as I hit her with this pipe."

Coincidentally it sounds like someone down the hall from my office is playing a flute as I write this, maybe your shower came for a job interview here.