Saturday, June 21, 2008
Meanwhile, in Sugar Land, TX...
My mom and I are driving back from the mall when her breasts start to ring. I look over, uncomprehending, until she pulls her cell phone out of her cleavage. I cannot decide if this is awesome or disgusting, so instead I say, "Are you seriously doing that now?" She shrugs as if to say, What can you do?
Posted by Noelle Hancock