Monday, May 05, 2008

Are Strappy Sandals the New Backtoo?

I was having drinks with my friend Manish last weekend when he stopped to admire my new sandals. “I like them because the straps are thick,” he said, looking them over with approval. “Not too revealing.”

“It’s possible to have shoes that are too revealing?” I asked.

“Absolutely,” he said. “If a girl is showing too much foot, I assume that she’s a slut. Especially – especially – if they’re lace-up. I think it's part of the fall-out from Sex and the City.”

“I thought the slut litmus test was always the tramp stamp -- whether or not the girl has a back tattoo?” I said.

“Oh, strappy sandals are the new back tattoo,” he declared. “The first thing I do when I meet a girl is check out her feet. If her shoes are too skimpy, I won't go there." Who knew?


The ubiquitous blog whore said...

The tramp stamp is hot! I am still workin' mine 13 years later. Yeah, I got my in the 90's with everyone else, but I think a new wave is a brewin'... (Remember how hair crimped hair and '60's styles reared their fugly heads recently?)

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure I'd take fashion advise from someone named Man-ish.

A woman who shows too much foot is a slut? Hardly. Pesonally - if I saw a barefoot woman in a bar, I'd want to talk to her. Try going shoeless some night, Noelle, and report back.

Anonymous said...

A guy named Man'ish who knows this much about women's shoes is probably not ever "going there."

Noelle Hancock said...

If I go barefoot in a bar in New York, I'll likely report back with tetanus.

Anonymous said...

A lady squishing a bug in strappy sandals is hot!

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