Thursday, April 03, 2008
You Always Knew Jesus Was a Top, Right?
Stuart and Jesus the parakeets
When I finally got an office job after a year of freelancing, I would look back at the time I spent working at home and ask myself, "What did I even do all day?" (Because, judging from my 2005 tax return, I obviously wasn't working.) Now that I'm unemployed I remember the answer: taking pictures of my birds and writing inappropriate jokes about gay parakeet sex and candy rape.