Me: "I’ve started to take offense to the little things. Like right now, my big pet peeve is people who don’t say 'thank you' when you hold the door open for them. Maybe it’s because I’m from the South. But for some reason that's really pissing me off lately."
Shrink: "And then you internalize the anger?"
Me: "No. Then I drop the door on them to punish them for not saying thank you."