Sunday, December 09, 2007

A Private Moment With Puffs Plus VapoRub



Ladies, do not buy the Puffs Plus tissues containing Vicks VapoRub when you have a bad cold and then later forget yourself and accidentally use one of the aforementioned tissues to wipe your special parts. Trust me, this is not an experience you want to have.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

who's cajon boy? and noelle, when can we expect the first "just putting it out there...on the bar counter" event. springtime?

ps. i'm having a drunk croquet bonanza in the spring on the sheep meadow in central park. just putting it out there.

Brent said...

I am not even going to ask... (but that means I want you to tell me so I don't have to look like a tool for wondering why would you use Kleen-X for something down there when there is always perfectly good toilet paper?)

Lindsey said...

OMG, I'm dying. hahah. Good tip.

Anonymous said...

Not exactly a puff piece.

Anonymous said...

It's not just a feminine thing, your tip could save pain for the entire population.

Sarah said...

Those Vicks puffs looked questionable from the start...

The Cajun Boy said...

@anon...the question of "who's cajun boy" is one best not pondered by the feeble of mind lest you be struck dumb by the grandeur of my physique, the effortless grace with which i navigate a world mired in chaos and the seemingly endless depths of my gargantuan intellect. i will only astound and confuse you, eventually destroying your feeble mind.

FueledByHate said...

I'm guessing you didn't get the cool tingly goodness feeling like I get when I put baby gold bond on my "boys".

Anonymous said...

cajon, that's a lot of bs to someone with a real mind like myself. shall i challenge you to a game of astrophysical and metaphysical jeopardy dear lad? touche.

Anonymous said...

how about a piece..."to hook up or not to hook up at the company christmas party?"

The Cajun Boy said...

@anon...well, for someone with a "real mind" do you think that you could eventually get the correct spelling of "cajun" down?

now, as far as any games of jedi mind trickery, i am indeed game but i should warn you, i am a product of louisiana public schools. proceed with caution.

Jessica said...

Unfortunately, I too have had this experience. It really makes me wonder about the KY warming jelly you see advertised during Desperate Housewives. I mean, this doesn’t seem like a feeling I would want to pay to have, you know?
On a weird note—I know your boyfriend (hi Nick). We went to college together. So strange. I found your blog from gawker when I returned to the States. I have been checking it pretty regularly since 2 girls, 1 cup (ugh.) and I was looking at your pictures with the vein (btw, you are very pretty, don’t worry about the vein. Some of us have problems like getting zits in strange places. That is a far more disgusting problem. Seriously, I once got a zit on my lip. Not on the edge of it—but on the fleshy pink, lippy part. A whitehead. How weird is that?) and I was like. Dude. That’s Nick C--. Collision of Worlds or what?

Noelle Hancock said...

Jessica, what a weird coincidence! Small world. Nice to meet you!

Cajun and Anonymous, should we leave you two alone? ;-)