Thursday, November 08, 2007

The Best Two Lines in Charlie Sheen's Wikipedia Entry*

In 1990, Sheen accidentally shot his then-fiancée, Kelly Preston, in the arm; she suffered only a minor injury requiring two stitches. The relationship ended shortly thereafter.

*There's a cocaine joke in here somewhere but damned if I can find it. I will point out that Kelly's left breast is exhibiting exactly why women can't wear suspenders. It's next to impossible to keep them squarely on the breast so they always end up slipping to the sides. Then your breasts are just poking out in the middle while the suspenders flank them almost like jail cell bars, as if to imprison them in their own ridiculousness.


Anonymous said...

hahahah that's hilarious

Anonymous said...

Kelly demonstrates, how beautiful women in suspenders are.