Sunday, September 09, 2007
The Worst Shoes You Will Ever See
I don't really know what's going on here with these shoes, which were on the feet of a woman standing next to me on a subway platform in Union Square on Saturday. Are they supposed to be fall transition footwear? The demon leather lovechild of a thong sandal and an ankle booty? They're like the shoe equivalent of the cop from The Village People.
I think they should not be worn by the cankle-afflicted; and I know they should not be worn by someone wearing Daisy Dukes with no back pockets, like this chick was. And, really, what is the point of Daisy Dukes with no back pockets? Where does the Skoal go?
Posted by Noelle Hancock