Tuesday, September 04, 2007

The Three-Quarter Eclipse of Michelle Williams

As you may have heard, Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams have amicably split after three long years together.

I pointed out in March 2006 that we lost one-fourth of Michelle’s face after these two got together and she took on a second career of gazing adoringly at her man. (See the couple above in happier, more Michelle-repressed times.) So I'm excited about finally being able to view her without the aid of a pinhole camera. Here’s looking forward (omg, see what I did there?! I hate myself) to seeing Michelle’s face straight on for the first time since 2004.

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