Thursday, August 30, 2007

The First Few Lines From Press Releases Sent to Me This Week: A Compilation

-- Hello Noelle,
It's back-to-school time, and kids, teens, and college students need to go back to school in style with the hippest, coolest, and most fashionable sneakers! But how can students go back to school this year with kicks that are absolutely awesome?


-- DENISE BROWN CANCELS APPEARANCE ON THE OPRAH SHOW
Unfortunately, with all the recent developments surrounding the "If I Did It" book, I have decided not to appear on the Oprah show.

-- Hi Noelle!
Hope all is well. Thought you might be interested in checking out these photos from Tiger Woods today in NYC. Let me know if you have any questions.


-- Lifestyles of the Single and Healthy
Is looking for your better half becoming a search for your healthier half?

-- Dear Noelle
Here is a story about a trend that is growing virally amoung
[sic] women around the nation.

-- FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY: THE VIEW
Ninety-Minute Episode Goes Behind the Scenes and Uncovers the Dirty Business of Chatter with the Ladies of "The View"

-- You Are Cordially Invited To The Fourth Annual
“Kings and Cowboys” birthday celebration of Promoter/Actor Keith Collins, the original Village People Cowboy Randy Jones, and former MTV VJ Thalia Da Costa

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