Monday, July 16, 2007

Any Excuse to Post This Picture

I was on my way to work this morning, walking through the Rockefeller Center subway station alongside a pretty blonde girl wearing a black dress when she suddenly started vomiting vodka cranberries. The best part? Girlfriend didn’t even break stride! She just kept walk-vomming the entire way. So I did what anyone in my situation would have done. I pointed at her and yelled, “THAT was fantastic.”

It reminded me of this time in college when I was lying horizontally in a friend’s barcalounger and projectile vomited with such force that I didn’t actually get any vomit on myself. It went clear across my body and landed on the floor a good two feet past the foot rest.

It's like, even if you didn’t agree with it, you had to respect the concept.


Zeke said...

points! and great post

MIke said...

Is that coming out of his NOSE!?!?!

That has to be the best reward for following embedded links EVER!. I went from your post from Sunday to the intro at NY Mag to " the greatest action photo of all time." I damn near peed my pants! I'm still wiping away the tears!

For the record, my regard for you increased exponentially with my knowledge of your projectile vomiting skills. Repsect, sistah!